The Bluffer's Guide to University

Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the world of university. Never again confuse a Desmond with a Douglas, an MA (Oxon) or (Cantab) with a genuinely hard-earned Master's degree, a PhD with a DPhil, or a cleaning rota with a clean student flat (otherwise known as an oxymoron). Bask in the admiration of your fellow undergraduates as you pronounce confidently on the merits of an Erasmus MUNDUS exchange at the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology (PUST), and hold your own against the most pretentious of university know-alls.